it’s not a secret, though.

whenever he works on a pavement it starts to rain

Num livro que de resto não tem muita piada.

O homem [...] tem uma boquinha apertada em cu de galinha, com que nega e suplica.

John Le Carré, O Fiel Jardineiro

By Sophie, age 8

Theblog Weemade

If he be Mr Hyde then I’ll be Mr Seek.

[Hyde] is not easy to describe. There is something wrong with his appearance; something displeasing, something downright detestable. I never saw a man I so disliked.

R. L. Stevenson, The Strange Case of Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde

There are two rules for success in life.

1. Don’t tell people everything you know.

Catguin

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travelling–leaving logic and reason

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Creepy Gnome courtesy of Argentina and The Sun

 

The midget – which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk – was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters. [...] Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome. [...] “One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”

Click here for full story and video of The Creepy Gnome.